Trolley Problem Is Not Problem — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T13:01:14.000Z

A trolley-problem roguelite where everything you hit becomes a train car. Pull the lever, grow your train, plow through five tracks at once, and ram giant bosses with everything you've coupled.

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.