I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T07:29:36.000Z

Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

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