Do Not Feed the Monkeys — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
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| Beholder: Conductor Out Now! | 2025-04-23 | The Ministry is pleased to announce Beholder: Conductor is now officially available on Steam! You’ve been appointed the senior conductor of the Determination Bringer, the country’s legendary train — where every decision you make on board matters. What is Beholder: Conductor? It’s a spin-off of the Beholder series — a narrative-driven game where you monitor passengers, enforce the law (or bend it), complete secret missions, and uncover hidden agendas — all while riding a train that everyone’s watching. Spy, search, report... or don’t. Just remember: someone is always watching you too. The choices you make throughout the game shape the story — |
| Do Not Feed the Monkeys on Steam Autumn Sale & New Bundle with The Bookwalker | 2024-11-27 | Dear Primate Observation Club Members, Hold onto your seats because Do Not Feed the Monkeys has an electrifying deal that'll have you glued to your screens! The game is joining the Steam Autumn Sale with a massive 80% discount from November 27, 10 AM Pacific to December 4, 10 AM Pacific! Grab your copy now and get ready to start your next observing shift. But wait, there's more! We're excited to introduce the Stories Unseen Bundle, featuring Do Not Feed the Monkeys and The Bookwalker! Dive into the captivating worlds of voyeuristic observation and journey between reality and book worlds. Get both games together for an even better deal: https: |
| Karate Survivor is out now! | 2024-10-30 | Are you ready to unleash your inner martial arts master? Karate Survivor is live, ready to throw you into the gritty, fast-paced world of 80s street brawls! In this survivor-like roguelite, every corner of the city is your battleground. Fend off relentless thugs using fists, feet, and anything you can get your hands on – from mop handles to plastic flamingos! Your surroundings are part of your arsenal. Push over scaffolding, swing microwave doors, and turn the world into a weapon. What awaits you in Karate Survivor: Improvised Combat: Use whatever you can get your hands on to dismantle your enemies. Even a toy hammer can be lethal! Environmen |
| Technotopia is Now Available! | 2024-10-23 | Technotopia, a game developed by Yustas and published by Alawar, is now available on Windows and macOS! The city of the future awaits, and it’s your time to take control. As the AI Iris, you are tasked with creating the perfect city in a world fractured by social and economic unrest. The metropolis teeters on the edge of chaos, and the balance between competing factions is fragile. Every decision you make will shape the fate of Technotopia – will you build a utopia, or let the city descend into turmoil? What awaits you in Technotopia: 4 Faction-Driven Questlines: Capitalists, aristocrats, politicians, and common citizens all want control of t |
| Necroking is now available! | 2024-09-04 | Necroking has officially emerged from the shadows and is now live on Windows and macOS! The world is crumbling under chaos. Cities are rotting and the living dare to stand in your way. But fear not, because you are the Necroking – master of the undead, wielder of dark magic, and bringer of doom. It’s time to raise your army and show the world what real power looks like! What awaits you in Necroking: Become the Death Monarch. Command over 30 unique undead minions and crush anyone who stands against you. Vast Skull Deckbuilding. Customize your deck, unlock powerful unites, and devastate your enemies. 4 diverse biomes. Each with its own deadly c |
| KIngsgrave, a new game published by Alawar, is out now! | 2024-04-17 | Dear club members, We're exited to introduce Kingsgrave, a gloomy adventure inspired by classic Zelda games. Gain more power and obtain new combat skills as you explore the fractured land, slay foes created by plague, solve puzzles and rebuild villages. Reclaim your realm! What awaits you on this thorny path: Gather resources, reconstruct buildings, and restore subjects' houses, while defeating enemies to revive the realm and restore its prosperity. Your strength grows with each restoration, solidifying your reign as a wise monarch. Slay plague creatures, purge the land of monsters, and sharpen your combat skills to protect your subjects and |
| Do Not Feed the Monkeys Daily Deal & Alawar 25th Anniversary Sale! | 2024-04-12 | Dear Club members, Let’s see what we have prepared for you this time. Hold onto your seats because Do Not Feed the Monkeys has an electrifying deal that'll have you glued to your screens! It’s an 85% discount on the daily deal that lasts only two weeks, until April 26th. Grab your copy now and start your observing shift. https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys/ But that's not all! Alawar is celebrating its remarkable 25th Anniversary! 🎈 For a quarter of a century, we've been striving to create and publish interesting games and deliver exciting and unforgettable gaming experiences. To thank you for your loyalty, supp |
| Announcing Kingsgrave, a new game published by Alawar! | 2023-11-20 | Dear Club members, We're thrilled to announce that Alawar Premium has become a publisher for the upcoming metroidvania adventure called Kingsgrave developing by Egg or Chicken Games. Kingsgrave is a gloomy metroidvania adventure inspired by classic Zelda games and set in the dark world of the wilting lands. You, as a reborn king, have only one purpose — to restore the kingdom from decaying ruins to its former glory! The new era of the wilting lands of Kingsgrave is coming in 2024. Do you dare to become brave enough to take on the role of a king and restore the kingdom from decaying ruins to its former glory? Challenge yourself — wishlist King |
| The Fabulous Fear Machine, a new game by Fictiorama, is out now | 2023-10-04 | Dear Club members, We're happy to announce that The Fabulous Fear Machine is now available! It's a narrative-driven strategy game with a pulp horror style developed by Fictiorama Studios, the team behind the Do Not Feed the Monkeys games, and published by AMC Games. What are your deepest desires? Power, wealth, glory? Everything you’ve ever dreamed of is within your reach with The Fabulous Fear Machine. How? By tampering with the most powerful human emotion: fear! As the Machine's new Master, you must sow fear and expand your influence by creating Legends, harvesting resources, manipulating events, and spying on your enemies. Create and nurtu |
| Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 is now available! | 2023-05-26 | For all professional digital voyeurs and fans of thrilling simulation games! We are excited to announce that the highly anticipated sequel, Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 developed by Fictiorama Studios and published by Joystick Ventures, is finally here, and it's ready to take you on an even more exciting journey into the world of the Primate Observation Club 🔥 It’s 2099 and alien knowledge has caused rapid advancements in technology to the point that big corporations now sponsor planets. Stripped of resources, Earth is now a wasteland and humanity has spread across the galaxy. Humans, robots, and aliens now live side by side. It’s time to st |
| Wall World, a new game by Alawar, is now available! | 2023-04-05 | Wall World is finally OUT on PC! 🔥🔥🔥 Wall World is a mining rogue-lite with tower defense elements. Explore procedurally generated mines and discover fantastical biomes, find resources and technologies for purchasing valuable upgrades, fight off hordes of aggressive monsters using your mobile base and uncover the secret of the Wall! Don't miss out the chance to experience Wall World! Buy the game now on our Steam page and get a 15% discount: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2187290/Wall_World |
| All-time lowest discount & new platforms | 2023-03-31 | Greetings, sneaky watchers! We've got some juicy news to spill 🌶 Hold onto your wallets, because Do Not Feed the Monkeys is on a hot sale for the next week! Don't blink or you might miss out on the opportunity - snag your own personal viewing room and become the spy with an insane 80% discount ❗️ But hurry, the sale ends on April 7th. https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys/ And as if that wasn't enough to get your inner voyeur all hot and bothered, we're excited to announce that our beloved game is expanding its reach to new platforms. We're launching Do Not Feed the Monkeys on Microsoft Store and Apple TV, for tho |
| Alawar Games at Steam Spring Sale | 2023-03-16 | The Steam Spring Sale is a great time for a little refresh of your Steam library, with a chance to find savings on games across all genres. Save 75% on Alawar Complete Bundle – a digital collection of all our games! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/10845 https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32941116/f6ce4867191b4b5455b7dc87870f1d3fe1732cf2.jpg ☎️ Beholder - 85% off 🐈 Beholder - Blissful Sleep - 70% off 🏛 Beholder 2 - 80% off 👔 Beholder 3 - 55% off ❄️ Distrust - 84% off 🐒 Do Not Feed the Monkeys - 72% off 🚀 I am not a Monster - 78% off 💀 Necrosmith - 35% off 💻 Song of Farca - 65% off 👾 Space Ro |
| Alawar announces Necrosmith 2 💀🔨2️⃣ | 2023-03-06 | Like a dead man reanimated by dark sorcery, the necromancer simulator is back! https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32941116/e404b5bd4277f0e24a227710e9fa1f38dc749a54.jpg Assemble your undead from different body parts, combining the abilities of various fantasy races, and give them the ability to overcome obstacles. Explore a procedurally generated world at night and fight your way through hordes of enemies during the day. Give your tower a unique look, get technomagic upgrades and take titans under control. Start a new, for lack of a better word, life. Necrosmith 2 is coming 2023. The talking cat is coming bac |
| Alawar Premium Games Sale | 2023-02-22 | This day marks the start of the huge sale of all of our titles. We're offering up to 85% off, so if you or someone of your friends wanted to try our games, there are plenty of bargains to be grabbed. https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32941116/d670aaa3fcb801935f1456e7b3b5b8b78dbdde3c.jpg ☎️ Serve the state in Beholder. The entire franchise is on sale until 03/09, with an 85% discount on Beholder, 70% on Blissful Sleep DLC, 80% on Beholder 2 and 50% on Beholder 3. ❄️ Survive arctic night in Distrust, while it's 85% off. If you can, of course. 💀 Become the most powerful necromancer in Necrosmith. You migh |
| Wall World - New game demo from Alawar is out now | 2023-02-02 | Mine, fight, upgrade & explore in Wall World. New demo is now available with the full game coming this year. https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32941116/5825531b658d76ef232d109150f68c33c511fd3b.png Wall World is a mining rogue-lite with tower defense elements where you will be exploring the mysterious Wall on your giant robot spider. Mine for valuable resources, upgrade your equipment to fight off hordes of monsters, and discover exotic biomes in-between attacks. Will you be able to survive and learn the secrets of the World Wall? https://youtu.be/DYHQezOlvh8 The latest Wall World demo features updated c |
| Steam Winter Sale | 2022-12-22 | Dear Club members, As a part of the recruitment activity, the Primate Observation Club discounted their membership by 75%. Hurry up to join! https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850 You can also hop on our Discord: https://discord.gg/xZXBfwAvPA Club also offers a new activity on another world – Wall World (maybe there are primates there?) 🦧 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2187290/Wall_World/ See you in 2023, Primate Observation Club |
| Primate Observation Club turns 4! | 2022-10-17 | Do Not Feed the Monkeys turns 4 on October 24th! To celebrate this date, you can join the Primate Observation Club with a 75% discount! It's the all-time lowest price, so hurry up to join the Club! Offer ends October 31st. https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys/ And if you already own Do Not Feed the Monkeys, check out another single-player game by Alawar Premium – 2D space western They Always Run! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1585440/They_Always_Run/ Love, Primate Observation Club |
| Alawar Weeklong Sale | 2022-09-12 | New deal, only until September 19th! Save up to 85% on Do Not Feed the Monkeys, the Beholder series and other Alawar games on Steam 💙 https://store.steampowered.com/app/658850/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys/ Check out discounts on other Alawar games: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/10845 |
| Necromancy Observation Club | 2022-07-14 | The Club Management invites you to dark, dark tower to observe a dark, dark Necromancer performing a dark, dark ritual as dark, dark clouds swarm… Behold: Necrosmith 💀 It’s a necromancer simulator. Skeletons, zombies, orcs, harpies, elementals, and even robots! Combine the body parts with the appropriate characteristics and attacks to find the perfect combination of survivability, speed, and combat power. Build necro labs to grow body parts and make techno-magic devices to upgrade your army of the dead. Guide your hordes of the undead through more than a dozen biomes to find the keys to escape from this strange world! https://store.steampowe |