Think of the Children — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T05:47:10.000Z

Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.

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