AWAITING YOUR HORDERS — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T14:55:57.000Z

The best defense is offense. As long as you don't do anything stupid. Or do you? A serious and funny battle simulator where your smallest unit is an ARMY: click one soldier, 100,000 shout YAH! Up to 1,000,000 on screen climb into wobbly towers, get shelled, see stars, and charge again.

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