March of the Drunken Sailors — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T14:11:49.000Z

Stop the sailors from getting to their boat to fish the seas. Unite and use the creatures of the sea to prevent this from happening. Use physics to push and pull them off the dock before they can get there in this goofy physics based tower defense.

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