Weed Shop 3 — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
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| Happy 420, again! | 2025-04-20 | Another 420, another reminder that no matter how hard you try, life will still kick you in the dick and charge you 5000 baht for the privilege. Speaking of getting kicked in the dick... Highland has been a fucking nightmare. We’ve built it, scrapped it, rebuilt it, and then watched it collapse harder than Dan's knockoff dildo at a ladyboy cabaret. At this point, working on Highland feels like paying for a happy ending and realizing halfway through you’re just getting mugged — and you're too tired to care. So what's the point? As always, there is none but Highland’s still coming — eventually ːws_damanː Probably this year. Maybe next. Time isn’ |
| Let's Get Farming! | 2024-05-03 | ːws_peaceːWhat's up, guys?ːws_peaceː With so much stuff going on these days, we totally forgot that we were doing the Steam Farming Fest thing ːws_damanː Weed Shop 3 is 30% off whatever it usually is in your neck of the woods for the duration of the Fest! So grab yourself a copy if you haven't done so already and get to farming that ganja! And in some unrelated news, our Weed Shop 4 page is finally live on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2631140/Weed_Shop_4_Highland/ |
| Happy Weed Shop 420! | 2024-04-20 | Happy 420 Everyone! Happy 420! May your day be filled with good vibes, great company, and even greater snacks. Here’s to a laid-back celebration surrounded by laughter, relaxation, and plenty of your favorite green. Enjoy lighting up the moments that make today special. Cheers to high spirits and chill times! The News Thank you, Chat GPT! We know that came from the heart... now onto the news! There is none ːws_damanː We were planning on announcing our new project on this day of days but, as always, came in a day late, a bud short. For reasons unknown, both Steam and Epic store listings are still stuck waiting for approval. Who knew self-publi |
| Huge News! | 2024-04-01 | What's up, guys! It's been a minute since our last community post, so it's about time to fill you in on what we've been up to... Some pretty sick shit tbh ːws_damanː We've seen your comments asking for a new online Weed Shop game and it's about time to deliver one! So we've been working day and night on an always-online single-player game where you get to manage your own shop but instead of weed you'll be selling bread 'n shit. Coz... everybody loves bread, and bread is safe and inoffensive according to sweet baby... unlike drugs, dildos, and men in diapers. So without further ado, we'd like to present the first trailer for our brand-new game |
| Merry Kushmas!!! | 2023-12-22 | Merry Kushmas Everyone! Instead of doing another boring "Happy Holidaze" post for the third year in a row, we asked Canna Clause to come up with a festive Season's Greetings video this time. And.... it instantly got age-restricted by YouTube... so Happy Holidaze ːws_damanː |
| Weed Shop 3 - The Ultimate Edition | 2023-10-11 | Hey everyone! After conquering the Summer of Setbacks, we're THRILLED to unveil the Weed Shop 3 Ultimate Edition! Get ready for an experience like never before! And now that ChatGPT did a pretty good job at hyping it up, here's what's new in the Ultimate Edition ːws_damanː ːws_peaceː Most, if not all, of the reported bugs have been fixed. ːws_peaceː All of the achievements are now hooked up for a 100% completion rate. ːws_peaceː Added a gang storyline with a new set of tasks and unique rewards. ːws_peaceː Self Storage and Weed Storage units are now fully operational. ːws_peaceː And lastly, we've finally added an End Game, which is a first for |
| Happy 4th of July! | 2023-07-04 | What's up, guys? It's time to dust off that Freedom Blaster and celebrate the 4th of July Weed Shop style by trying to complete nonsensical seasonal tasks! Have a good one, peace! We've been doing this for a while now and can pretty much predict the way this announcement is going to go down... so here's a quick FAQ compiled by ChatGPT and Jeff ːws_damanː Frequently Asked Questions ːws_cornː WTF a seasonal event? ːws_damanː It's a limited-time event featuring ways to boost your XP & cash flow, free loot, and one-of-a-kind rewards. ːws_cornː How long does it last? ːws_damanː 7 days ːws_cornː How do I start the event? ːws_damanː As long as you'r |
| Memorial Day Hotfix | 2023-05-29 | ːws_peaceː Fixed greenhouse grow tables crashing the game if object outline was enabled. ːws_peaceː Fixed Sandbox Mode display glitches. ːws_peaceː Fixed fog on Allen Ships. ːws_peaceː Fixed Advanced and Pro Allen setup config resync issues. ːws_peaceː Fixed stolen cash recovery from Thugs. ːws_peaceː Fixed Master Blaster not dealing damage to Dealers. And that is all, have a good one ːws_damanː |
| The Easy Street Update | 2023-05-27 | What's up, guys? We heard you complaining about the game being too grindy and slow... So guess what, we're making it a little easier today! So little easier, it's crazyːws_damanː SANDBOX STUFF ːws_peaceː We ditched the old generic game difficulty settings and introduced a customizable sandbox mode. ːws_peaceː The sandbox settings will allow you to fine-tune the game experience to better suit your wants and needs. ːws_peaceː The sandbox settings screen can be accessed via the options menu after loading into your save, and the settings will only be applied to that specific save. ːws_peaceː The basic sandbox mode is available from the start whil |
| The Allen Update Update | 2023-05-15 | What's up, guys? For the last two weeks, we've been working on expanding the Allen content and had to chill with the daily patches until all the new mechanics were ready.... and they finally are... Well, sort of ːws_damanː Since there's been a lot of "pics or it didn't happen" going around since our last post, we'll be going over every minor change like it's a major one ːws_damanː BTW, all of it is late-game content that kicks in at level 69 ːws_peaceː SOUTH ALLEN GALLERIA ːws_peaceː Added new Allen Merch to the Seed Bank. ːws_peaceː Expanded Pimps & Grows inventory, which now includes: Allen Displays - Sell merch on the rooftop Advanced & Pr |
| Patch Notes, Yay! | 2023-04-25 | What's up, guys? So while we prefer not to post patch notes until we got something substantial to share, a lot of you've been asking for more info on the latest updates, so here's what's new since 4.20: BUGFIXES ːws_peaceː We hit up our local Rogaine supplier and addressed the customers' alopecia issues. ːws_peaceː Redid the networking logic for the Twitcher integration. ːws_peaceː Resolved multiple issues causing crashes on lower-end rigs. ːws_peaceː Re-synced the elevator speed to your current high level. ːws_peaceː Fixed busted Dxxber deliveries and added a few more strain types to order requests. ːws_peaceː Sorted out weed & cash value di |
| The 420 Update II | 2023-04-20 | Happy 420 Everyone! As is the tradition at the Weed Games basement, due to bullshit excuses nobody really gives a crap about, the 420 content update is once again looking kinda rough. But hey, at least the game didn't get delisted from Steam for over 8 hours like last year, so it's still a pretty Happy 420 overall! ːws_damanː New Content! The new content drop is mostly focused on the late-game progression and will be fleshed out even more in the upcoming weeks. Since we were running short on time, we had to make some hard choices like do we drop the content as is on 4/20 or spend more time polishing it and miss our self-imposed deadline. And |
| The Final Patch | 2023-01-14 | Development Update ːws_peaceː As most of you already know, we've been promising a major content update for a while now, however, sadly this ain't it. Instead, we've been working on fixing all the event-related bugs, a performance regression introduced with the Danksgiving Update, the character controller and NPC AI issues, and finally the fucking wiggly arms. Character Controller Improvements ːws_peaceː After upgrading the character controller to sync values over the network we saw a huge hit in performance even when playing offline. It was one of the main reasons the Danksgiving & Kushmas Events had such abysmal FPS, even in WS3 standards ːw |
| Merry Kushmas!! | 2022-12-23 | Happy Holidaze Once Again! Ho ho ho, Merrrrry Kushmas everyone! Yeah,.. we're basically rehashing the same sh!t we did last year and hoping most of the new players won't notice ːws_damanː The Kushmas Event 2.0 Canna Claus has come to town and needs your help saving Kushmas... you know the drill. Are you going to be naughty or nice? The choice is yours unless you did Kushmas last year... In that case, you'll get to go the other route for your chance to collect the second half of Kushmas loot. Kushmas Town 0.2 If trying to yank dildos off the Kushmas tree while being groped by Ganja Bears is not your thing, then swing by your local dump site... |
| The Danksgiving Reboot | 2022-11-24 | Happy Danksgiving Everyone! Due to circumstances beyond our control and some controller sensitivity issues that everyone's been complaining about we had to reboot last year's Danksgiving event ːws_danː The event will stay dank until one of the Mondays unless the half-baked Turkeyball starts crashing everyone's Weed Shops ːws_damanː And just a reminder, if you do grow tired of them chickens, you can always use the options menu to toggle the event off. Happy Turkey Day! |
| Halloween Patch Notes | 2022-10-31 | As is tradition, this year's Halloween event was once again full of glitches and exposed many shortcomings of the game's melee system. We've put out multiple patches since the start of the event trying to address these issues, however, some of them ended up breaking more stuff than they fixed ːws_danː Anyway, here's what's new since the launch of the event: ːws_potː Fixed all of the issues caused by dying in the wheelchair. ːws_potː Fixed the bug responsible for deleting skateboards from the inventory on death, ːws_potː Fixed the birds-eye view automatically unequipping items. ːws_potː Fixed the rift bat seed drops. ːws_potː Fixed the "ejecto |
| Scream Fest Sale + Halloween Event | 2022-10-25 | Scream Fest Sale Unlike overpromising and underdelivering, virtue signaling was never our thing, but this Scream Fest we're trying to do our part in fighting global inflation by having our very first Weed Shop 3 sale... since the launch sale... and the pre-launch sale ːws_damanː Not only will you be able to pick up a copy of Weed Shop 3 for 25% off, but the proceeds will also be used to put Stripper Dan through Elevator Repair School* ːws_danː Hell'o'Weed Season 2 We know the title was pretty cheesy a year ago, and even more so today, but our moms think it's cute so we're going with it again for Season 2, sue us... Please don't sue us ːws_dam |
| A Weed Shop Halloween - Season 2 | 2022-10-10 | The Upcoming Halloween Event Since some of you were caught off guard by our last seasonal event, we've decided to spill the beans on what's coming later this month. Our In-game Halloween event will kick off a week early and run all the way through Halloween. It's Hell'o'Weed Season 2 This year's event will pick up where Season 1 left off with even spookier creatures, seasonal tasks, special rewards, and plenty of chances to substantially boost your XP and cash flow by selling seasonal strains and merch. And if you weren't around for Season 1 or couldn't finish it in time, you'll have the chance to play through the Season 1 tasks and earn all |
| "F" For Effort | 2022-09-29 | What's up guys! It's kinda weird trying to do patch notes after almost a two-month hiatus but, since some of you've been asking, it's only going to get weirder ːws_damanː So while working on the new content update we kept running into increasingly severe performance issues so we decided it was time for another round of optimizations. We pressed the magical "Optimize" button which bumped the FPS up to 140+, got all the hoes on the boat, and left for Turks and Caicos ːws_damanː Trying Is For Losers Sorry, had to get it out of our systems... Anyway, so we spent the whole of August upgrading the codebase to run on the latest version of Unity and |
| The Mission Drop | 2022-07-31 | This week we mostly worked on missions & achievements + some backend stuff: ːws_peaceː Fixed some of the original achievements that weren't registering properly. ːws_peaceː Added a new batch of achievements, bringing the current achievement total to 42. ːws_peaceː @Cobretti137 & @StonyMike cooked up a new batch of mid-to-late-game tasks, bringing the total mission count to 160+. ːws_peaceː Fixed a couple of issues with the default controller maps. ːws_peaceː Added a controller calibration feature to the controls menu that'll allow you to independently set custom dead zones for each axis. ːws_peaceː Added an indicator to the hud xp bar that'll |