Breathedge — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
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| Breathedge 2 – Announcement and Changes | 2026-04-03 | So… what are we even supposed to write here?Hey, ChatGPT, write a nice and polite announcement about our game so nobody realizes it was written by a chicken with a severe case of chaotic, slightly sadistic graphomania. Make it sound like a proper AAA studio post. Let’s go:Hello, friends! We couldn’t help but notice that the first quarter has already passed, and that long-awaited GTA is still nowhere to be seen. “How are we supposed to interpret this?” – you might ask. And yes, it is indeed a serious issue. Want this text to sound even more polite? I can also offer five alternative headline versions optimized for maximum trend potential!Alrigh |
| Canyons. Reimagining the Meaning of Meanings. | 2025-11-20 | Greetings, friends! We won’t waste your time with a long intro. Well… actually we will — but in the full news post, and that one is huge. And yes, it’s all about Canyons. We’re finally ready to share the complete trailer of the game. Oh yes:Whoa! Yeah, we’re not entirely sure what we filmed with our trusty soap-bar cameras either, but who cares — it explodes and flashes, so it counts.And what exactly explodes, why it flashes, and what the hell is even going on — we explained in painful detail in the massive wall of text linked below. Lots of pictures, too. Come take a look, scroll a bit, and don’t forget to add Canyons to your wishlist!Man al |
| Breathedge 2 News Newsy-woosies | 2025-10-24 | Greetings! Yes, yes, yes — we overslept and forgot to post the news about the news. If you also happened to oversleep (just like us), there’s a handy little link over there to our latest big Breathedge 2 update — with even a few words about Canyons. Lots of words, actually. Complicated ones. So if you’re not afraid of a little challenge — happy reading! And if you are afraid — happy reading anyway. |
| Breathedge 2 Demo! | 2025-02-20 | Comrades! We have big news about Breathedge 2! In just a week, as part of Steam Next Fest, we’re launching a free demo version of Breathedge 2. That’s right, you heard correctly—we, ourselves, are launching it. Yes, yes, us. And we actually made something. Incredible! All the details, exact dates, and other various variabilities can be found in our project news: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/502817574909640764 For those who don’t feel like reading these fairy tales, here’s a direct link to the demo page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3499150/Breathedge_2_Demo/ For those who don’t care about these silly links either |
| Happy Holidays! | 2024-12-30 | Greetings, comrades! With this tiny update and a small postcard, we want to wish you a Happy New Year—whether it’s upcoming, already here, or… something in between. We sincerely hope that for all of you, and us, and even them with those other folks, the upcoming year will be absolutely a-a-a-mazing! Naive? Not at all. As one famous guy once said, pointing dramatically into the crowd, "No, you’re amazing!" And honestly, there’s probably some deep meaning in that. Probably. We definitely grasped it and tried to pass it on to you. Well… it might’ve gotten dropped a couple of times, patched up with duct tape, and something about retrograde Mercur |
| Breathedge 2. News, more news, and yes... news again! | 2024-10-27 | Greetings, friends! Usually, we post news here, but this time... we’ve got news. About Breathedge 2, of course. We remember and love the first game, still scratching our heads on what terrible things we could do to it next. Until then, feel free to drop by and check it out: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/4557172354851012862 |
| HypeTrain Publisher Sale: Huge Discounts, New Reveals, and Updates! | 2024-10-07 | Heya! The HypeTrain Digital Publisher Sale is live from October 7 to October 21, bringing you the biggest discounts across our entire catalog! Whether you’re hunting for your next epic journey or in the mood for revisiting an updated favorite of yours, now’s your chance to do it without breaking the bank. 💥 The Best Discounts on All Our Games! For a limited time, enjoy massive price cuts on every game published by HypeTrain Digital. Whether you’re into intense action, brutal survival, deep strategy, or gripping RPGs, there’s something here for you. Browse our catalog and grab your favorites at unbeatable prices while the sale lasts! HypeTrai |
| RedRuins. Announcement(s) | 2024-06-07 | Greetings, everyone! The time has come for the promised announcement. Actually, we have not just one, but two announcements: the first one and the second one. In both announcements, we announce something, and you can read the details on the Breathedge 2 page, since it's mostly about that beloved game. https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/4196871700744434167 |
| Breathedge 2. Announcement of an Announcement. | 2024-04-10 | Welcome, friends! We've got another piece of news here, and we're eager to share the link with you. Why is the news not here, but there? Well, it's dedicated to there, not here, and that's logical. We're waiting for everyone over there! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/4177726329448869038 |
| Breathedge: Cosmic Cluck (VR) | 2024-02-09 | Greetings, gentlemen. Greetings, ladies. Greetings, Apache attack helicopters. Greetings… oh, well, enough of that. While we were doing God knows what, someone else was actually doing something. What exactly are we talking about? Of course about the super duper trendy new gadget of the day - the virtual reality headset. Someone must have already guessed it, but if not, we'd like to officially announce the launch of the Man into this very reality. We have to admit that, technically, he was already in it, but from now on he’ll be even more virtual-real. Our publisher HypeTrain Digital, with direct support from Meta, has conceived, developed, an |
| Breathedge and the New Year | 2023-12-27 | Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. We have written a short news item and invite you to read it using the link below. Thank you very much. https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/3890611710921915215 |
| Fix crashes for Intel CPU | 2023-12-21 | We have fixed crashes for new generations on intel CPU in current patch . If you have any issues you may switch to previous version. For switching: press right mouse button on the game in your Steam library, choose properties, betas and choose build with name previousversion. |
| Breathedge 2. Questions & Questions. | 2023-10-31 | We welcome everyone, we love everyone, but nevertheless we have written a new section of answers to the most frequently asked questions. Forgive us and follow the link over there: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/3749869144024881065 |
| Breathedge 2. Questions to Answers. | 2023-08-16 | Hello friends! You probably thought there were questions to answer? No. They are all there, at the link below. So it goes. https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2412960/view/3653035411208099939?l=english |
| Breathedge 2 | 2023-06-11 | Greetings, comrades! So the long-awaited day has come, when... when what? When something happened, you noted it correctly. It has been ten days since the release of Breathedge! Probably. A lot has changed in the meantime, but some things such as our inability to count will remain forever. Today we would like to briefly tell you about our plans: more specifically, about our next project. First, the important part. Surely, many of you, looking at the title and the trailer above, have had slight suspicions that we are going to make an isometric 2D sandbox game about vegetarian spiders in a post-apocalyptic Mesozoic world, but no. In reality, we |
| Merry Christmas and Happy New Cov… Year! | 2021-12-31 | Comrades! This year is over. And as you may have noticed, 2022 has arrived. However, if you didn’t have time to notice it, we apologize for the spoiler… The most important thing, of course, is to wish you all the best and nothing bad. So this difficult matter calls for the good ol’ grandma wish. That’s why we wish you everything that grandmothers do but multiplied by three. If for some reason, your grandmother hates you, then it's not our fault — we still love you, even if you’re lousy grandchildren. Even Bob. Hear that, Bob? We adore you! All right, formalities and wishes aside, it’s time to get down to the main topic of this news. As we’ve |
| Vote for Breathedge on Steam Awards! | 2021-11-26 | Greetings, comrades! It's getting a little cold outside, just like being in outer space without pants, but that's not important right now. The important thing is that the Steam Awards are coming up. We've been asking some chickens around, and they told us we should definitely get the Outstanding Game with a Rich Plot award. Why, you ask? We have no idea, it sounds as distant from us as possible, which means we have to take it. If you love our Man, Chicken, and space dumps, then vote for the Party, Breathedge, and Outstanding Game! Or just for the best game. Or vote for the worst game, or don't vote at all... In fact, the most outstanding ones |
| Aaaaaa. Uuuuuuu. Comrades. | 2021-10-04 | You might have already guessed what we wanted to tell you about in this post. And yes, you’re correct. “A” is the first letter of the English alphabet, and “U” is... uh, some other letter. That’s all we wanted to inform you about. See you in six months in the next piece of news! So, before we start to spew another tall-tale, we wish to let you know that the expansion release date is timed to coincide with the expansion's release date that is...today! Goodness gracious. We even made a video about it, a nice one (probably): What do you mean “there isn’t enough news?” What do you mean “we’ll hang you by the part of your body you made this game w |
| An update, an add-on, and something like that. | 2021-03-19 | Dear comrades! You may have noticed that the release of the game has happened, but if you haven’t, we’re telling you now: it has happened. Recently, we’ve received a lot of different messages, feedback, criticism, praises, questions, etc. We’ve read all that, studied it, made some calculations, and made some ambiguous conclusions. Some didn’t like our decision to make the final part of the game more linear, and some, on the contrary, were unspeakably happy about it. For some, there wasn’t enough craft, and for some, there wasn’t enough construction. Some wanted more shooting, some wanted a game about ponies, and some liked it so much that the |
| The Release! | 2021-02-25 | Comrades! This long-awaited moment, when we can blame all of you for this, has finally come. Yes, comrades, it’s a straight fact— there would be no Man without you! During the development of the game, you’ve been by our side, you’ve been helping us, criticizing us, giving us advice, and breaking the game. You’ve taken an integral part in the development of Breathedge, and we hope that we’ve met your expectations at least a little (and if we haven’t, then we don’t know anything, never heard of anything, and we’ve got nothing to do with it). Anyway, starting from today, Breathedge is officially a completely finished, full-fledged game. Yes, we’ |