Behold the Kickmen — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T05:40:57.000Z

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.