Cards, Blades & Fine Print — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T05:27:24.000Z

A dryly funny single-player card RPG full of absurd quests and dangerous bureaucracy. Mix three talent paths, battle 170 enemies, and replace spiders with unicorns if you prefer. The original soundtrack is included with your purchase at no extra cost.

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