Calm Down, Stalin — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T20:56:05.000Z

Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

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