小狗不上班 — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T05:22:18.000Z

Pick one of three rule-breaking dogs and turn staplers, coffee, keyboards, and resignation letters into 24 absurd auto-firing weapons. Fuse and evolve your build, shred task swarms and 12 bosses across six fast workplace stages, then clock out on time.

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