Genital Jousting — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
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| Genital Jousting is joining the party at A MAZE. Berlin | 2024-05-08 | Genital Jousting has a rich history with the fine folks at A MAZE. Berlin. With that in mind we're joining the party again this year with a big discount as part of the legendary annual arthouse games and playful media festival. Get involved! #AMaze2024 |
| Happy 3rd Anniversary, peens! 699,999 copies sold and 90% off! | 2022-01-18 | The milestone we've all been waiting for has been reached and on our 3rd Birthday, no less. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion with a once in a generation discount of 90% off and the nicest price around. Now, we press on for 6,969 Steam reviews. |
| Genital Jousting Post Launch Patch | 2018-05-18 | https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26894751/659845ea53f4c9e7b7fae2b82e43e651001a4681.jpg We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience. In this update: - MAC BUILD! - Press "x" to poop (when stomach is full) - Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your anus in Story Mode - Date night dogs are less intense - Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees - Better saw blades - 28 Achievements that actually work! - Narration subtitles for Story Mode - Added Free Lives and Devolver logos to t |
| GENITAL JOUSTING FULL RELEASE NOW LIVE! | 2018-01-18 | http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26894751/7c264be522bb59633183bbbb931017a843dec285.jpg Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends. https://youtu.be/EJJQt0aRT2Q |
| GENITAL JOUSTING FULL RELEASE NOW LIVE! | 2018-01-18 | http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26894751/7c264be522bb59633183bbbb931017a843dec285.jpg Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends. https://youtu.be/EJJQt0aRT2Q |
| GENITAL JOUSTING | FULL RELEASE! | 18 JAN | 2018-01-15 | http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26894751/f5061f70aa6dc774f5e0136501233243986f637d.jpg FULL RELEASE DATE! Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action. At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, co |
| GENITAL JOUSTING | FULL RELEASE! | 18 JAN | 2018-01-15 | http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/26894751/f5061f70aa6dc774f5e0136501233243986f637d.jpg FULL RELEASE DATE! Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action. At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, co |
| WINNERS OF THE GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART COMPETITION ANNOUNCED! | 2017-08-28 | Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs. The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated! We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game. WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!! http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/GenitalJousting-Fan-Art-by-Roman-Dubina.-1024x5 |
| WINNERS OF THE GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART COMPETITION ANNOUNCED! | 2017-08-28 | Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs. The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated! We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game. WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!! http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/GenitalJousting-Fan-Art-by-Roman-Dubina.-1024x5 |
| Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition with $2000 Cash Prizes! | 2017-06-01 | http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/flyer-251x300@2x.jpg STEAM THREAD: http://steamcommunity.com/app/469820/discussions/0/1291817208502191088/ |
| Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition with $2000 Cash Prizes! | 2017-06-01 | http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/flyer-251x300@2x.jpg STEAM THREAD: http://steamcommunity.com/app/469820/discussions/0/1291817208502191088/ |
| Wet Hot Summer Update! | 2017-05-30 | http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/HotwetSummer_new_text_Smallish.jpg The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped and Spa Day! WATCH THE TRAILER HERE! FAN ART COMPETITION! Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by nearly 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! “Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecas |
| Wet Hot Summer Update! | 2017-05-30 | http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/HotwetSummer_new_text_Smallish.jpg The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped and Spa Day! WATCH THE TRAILER HERE! FAN ART COMPETITION! Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by nearly 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! “Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecas |
| DATE NIGHT UPDATE! | 2017-02-13 | http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/DateNight_Hi-1024x578.jpg The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically designed for two players - whether they be together in a warm local multiplayer embrace, or in an internet-based long distance relationship. Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update out on Steam today. THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT The world’s premier penis and butthole game is 50% off all week on Steam in celebration of love, romance, and sensible spend |
| DATE NIGHT UPDATE! | 2017-02-13 | http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/DateNight_Hi-1024x578.jpg The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically designed for two players - whether they be together in a warm local multiplayer embrace, or in an internet-based long distance relationship. Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update out on Steam today. THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT The world’s premier penis and butthole game is 50% off all week on Steam in celebration of love, romance, and sensible spend |
| Big Throbbing Update | 2016-12-26 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtnQhbsq1Zc 3 New Game Modes - Fine Dining - Lord Of The Rings - Abstinence 3 New map variants: - Wrestling (on a boat) - Lube Luge - Butt sex (balls deep) 5 New Outfits Party Mode is now available online Note: SPORTSBALL has been temporarily removed from party mode as it is causing crashes. We are going to figure out the problem asap and put it back in. The physics engine is exploding for some reason. |
| Big Throbbing Update | 2016-12-26 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtnQhbsq1Zc 3 New Game Modes - Fine Dining - Lord Of The Rings - Abstinence 3 New map variants: - Wrestling (on a boat) - Lube Luge - Butt sex (balls deep) 5 New Outfits Party Mode is now available online Note: SPORTSBALL has been temporarily removed from party mode as it is causing crashes. We are going to figure out the problem asap and put it back in. The physics engine is exploding for some reason. |
| Update Coming Soon! | 2016-12-09 | Dear Penis Lovers It has been an epic month! We have launched two games! We have officially left the island, we are pounding away at an update that include online party mode and some extra levels. So wrap your heads around this tasty tease : https://media.giphy.com/media/26tklcDzQaxqX5rFu/source.gif |
| Update Coming Soon! | 2016-12-09 | Dear Penis Lovers It has been an epic month! We have launched two games! We have officially left the island, we are pounding away at an update that include online party mode and some extra levels. So wrap your heads around this tasty tease : https://media.giphy.com/media/26tklcDzQaxqX5rFu/source.gif |