Drunk Woodcutter — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T19:30:47.000Z

Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecap. A physics-based incremental sim about splitting firewood, increasingly ridiculous equipment, and bad judgment.

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