You Suck At Football — Steam game overview
Stored observation / content update:
A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
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| Statistic | Recorded value |
|---|---|
| Concurrent players | 0 |
| Total reviews | 19 |
| Positive reviews | 12 |
| Release date | Aug 4, 2025 |
| Price | 4.99 USD |
| Estimated gross revenue (low / central / high) | USD 254 / 704 / 1954 |