Mortgage Me Daddy — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T15:01:25.000Z

A single-screen satirical game where you press a button to request a mortgage… and you're always told no. There is no ending. No progress. Just despair — for the price of a coffee.

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.