Bernie Needs Love — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T03:11:18.000Z

A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.