How to Train Your Cock — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-26T15:55:05.000Z

A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.

Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.