Goat Simulator — patch notes and updates
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| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
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| Pilgor’s baaaack! – Goat Simulator: Remastered is OUT NOW! | 2024-11-07 | Hey goat fans! The day has finally come! 10 years since the launch of the original Goat Simulator we’re excited to return to where it all began with Goat Simulator: Remastered, a shiny new re-baaa-ster that’s at least slightly better than the original! The Goat Simulator series has been a labour of love since the game jam that spawned the idea before its April Fools launch back in 2014, and we abso-hoove-tely love how much the community is thriving 10 years on. The series wouldn’t be where it is today without you, the fans, and we’re so thankful for all the support for our weird and ridiculous ideas throughout the years. You’re the real G.O.A |
| Goat Simulator REMASTERED - Coming Soon! | 2024-08-20 | If you’ve found your way here, you may have already herd the good news - Goat Simulator Remastered has been announced at Gamescom Opening Night Live, and it launches this year! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1762930/Goat_Simulator_Remastered/ The greatest simulation game known to man and goat returns - with familiar caprine chaos, upgraded graphics and lighting, many intentional features that definitely aren’t bugs, and fan-favourite DLC, all in one package. Goat Simulator Remastered has a number of improvements, including reworked mutators, which will allow players to choose whichever “goat” they’d like to play as from a handy in-game me |
| Goat Simulator Survey | 2021-04-19 | Update: Thanks to everyone who answered our survey! We already got all the replies we needed! Hey there! Have you played Goat Simulator? Do you have strong opinions about stuff? Most probably you have, so why not fill out our hot new survey? What do you like about Goat? What do you want to see more of? You can answer that and more in the link below: 📋 Goat Simulator Survey (edit: link removed) It should only take about 10 minutes tops. Thank you, I will be forever grateful and send you a picture of a goat as a prize*! *Disclaimer: I will not actually send you a picture of a goat, feel free to google one yourself. |
| NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th! | 2016-05-25 | https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13246362_561198154050041_5439614579280193203_o.jpg #MakeSpaceGreatAgain. Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people. Here are the features: - Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for - Crowdfund a space |
| NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th! | 2016-05-25 | https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13246362_561198154050041_5439614579280193203_o.jpg #MakeSpaceGreatAgain. Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people. Here are the features: - Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for - Crowdfund a space |
| Goat Simulator: PAYDAY | 2016-01-14 | http://www.goat-simulator.com/images/PAYDAYcapsule_main.jpg Hey goats! Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta! Check out the trailer below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc FeaturesDo Pranks, Get Paid. FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie. PRANKNET - The static contract database. Drive Cars! (Just like that other game) Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks. More masks - because obviously we haven’t be |
| Goat Simulator: PAYDAY | 2016-01-14 | http://www.goat-simulator.com/images/PAYDAYcapsule_main.jpg Hey goats! Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta! Check out the trailer below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc FeaturesDo Pranks, Get Paid. FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie. PRANKNET - The static contract database. Drive Cars! (Just like that other game) Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks. More masks - because obviously we haven’t be |
| Super Secret Teaser is out! | 2015-12-04 | New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator Right when you thought enough was enough, Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw |
| Super Secret Teaser is out! | 2015-12-04 | New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator Right when you thought enough was enough, Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw |
| GoatBread? GoatBread! | 2015-11-13 | We just pushed out a new free update! GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille. Enjoy yourselves, goats! |
| GoatBread? GoatBread! | 2015-11-13 | We just pushed out a new free update! GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille. Enjoy yourselves, goats! |
| Patch v1.3.42504 | 2015-06-08 | Patch notes for v1.3.42504 Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings. Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw. All mods should now work on Mac/Linux Greatly decreased workshop item size Delete Local content should now work. Better Mac and Linux optimization. Interp Actor optimization. Cull Distance optimization. Some other random optimizations. Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back. Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map. Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels. MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest. GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food. GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards. |
| Patch v1.3.42504 | 2015-06-08 | Patch notes for v1.3.42504 Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings. Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw. All mods should now work on Mac/Linux Greatly decreased workshop item size Delete Local content should now work. Better Mac and Linux optimization. Interp Actor optimization. Cull Distance optimization. Some other random optimizations. Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back. Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map. Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels. MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest. GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food. GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards. |
| GoatZ - new DLC for Goat Simulator! | 2015-05-06 | That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!* *not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right? Watch the official trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq33Evr92Jc Features -Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it -Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother -You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game -Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember? -A p |
| GoatZ - new DLC for Goat Simulator! | 2015-05-06 | That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!* *not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right? Watch the official trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq33Evr92Jc Features -Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it -Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother -You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game -Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember? -A p |
| GOAT SIMULATOR PLUSHIE IS HERE!!!111. | 2015-03-06 | PRE ORDER HERE http://www.welovefine.com/9308-goat-simulator-plush-pre-purchase.html IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE TELL YOUR MOM ASAP CALL THE POLICE SHIT IN A BAG |
| GOAT SIMULATOR PLUSHIE IS HERE!!!111. | 2015-03-06 | PRE ORDER HERE http://www.welovefine.com/9308-goat-simulator-plush-pre-purchase.html IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE TELL YOUR MOM ASAP CALL THE POLICE SHIT IN A BAG |
| New patch is out! | 2014-12-03 | Greetings goats! You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch! We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well! Here are the full patch notes: General fixes: The MMO level won’t autostart for new players. Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods. NPC now goat armor. Start actor can now be rotated to view class. XP bar no longer overflows. Minimap now works for multiple p |
| New patch is out! | 2014-12-03 | Greetings goats! You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch! We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well! Here are the full patch notes: General fixes: The MMO level won’t autostart for new players. Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods. NPC now goat armor. Start actor can now be rotated to view class. XP bar no longer overflows. Minimap now works for multiple p |
| Goat MMO Simulator is now LIVE! | 2014-11-20 | The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game. if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work! Enjoy! Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY And here's the feature list: - Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave - Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all |