LIZARDS MUST DIE — patch notes and updates
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| STEAM PLAYTEST | 2026-04-06 | Dear Meowworkers! We are launching STEAM PLAYTEST! MeowFactory is in the early stages of development, but we already have something to show, and your feedback is VERY important to us! MeowFactory is recruiting hard workers for unpaid work internships at its enterprises! Join us if you:- Are a cat- You have nothing to occupy yourself with- Are you ready to work an 18-hour shift at the factory- Ready to work in a not a bit hardworking team of other catsWe will review the applications throughout the week!Follow the link below and sign up. Players - play, streamers - stream, and please don't be shy to write your impressions (good or bad, we need |
| Dear meowworkers! Whoever gets up early goes to the factory! | 2026-02-17 | We, the developers from the indie studio Smola (known for the Lizards Must Die game series), are pleased to present to your attention our new small project - MeowFactory! We've been actively developing it for the last six months, and we finally have something to share! It's time to pay attention to the really important and eternal thing - the FACTORY. We decided to mix Factorio, Sims and Overcooked together, and it WORKS. Accept a workshop where your employees will be CATS who behave like CATS.In the not-so-distant future, after a nuclear and climate disaster, humans have completely surrendered control of the planet to an AI government, leadi |
| "Yashurmore" update | 2025-10-31 | RUS brothers, we are glad to share, that, Update "YASHURMORE" for the game LIZARDS MUST DIE 2 is NOW AVAILABLE!!! - TREACHEROUS LIZARDS have occupied the Ural Mountains and are preparing a NUCLEAR STRIKE on HYPERBOREA. Drocheslav, Vseslav, Mstislav and Viktor go there right after the final events of the main campaign to ruin lizards plans. The add-on is available ABSOLUTELY FREE.- New character! Have you dreamed of playing as a lizard for a long time? Here is your great opportunity! The Red Lizard is a cowboy who was the first to defect to the Russ in the great war for Hyperborea between the Russ and the Lizards. George got the ammo from the |
| ANNOUNCEMENT OF A NEW CHARACTER AND MISSION for Lizards must Die2! | 2025-10-27 | BROTHERS!!!New CONTENT for LIZARDS MUST DIE 2 will be released on October 31!We haven't revealed any details yet, but here's a list of what awaits you: A NEW LEVEL, the continuation of the story campaign, which tells about the events after the war for HYPERBOREA and puts an end to the adventures of ANCIENT RUSSIA. Absolutely FREE ːsteamhappyːːsteamhappyːA NEW CHARACTER with his own unique skills and fighting style, RED LIZARD GEORGE ːbombliveseyːːbombliveseyːːbombliveseyːːbombliveseyː FOR a FEE ː_chest_ːːWGoldCoinsː (we were asked to do this by our partners from NIBIRU)Soon, all lizard lovers will finally get what they've been asking for and |
| GOYDA-SALE | 2025-05-03 | The Rus brothers! In honor of the BIG HOLIDAYS, we have two powerful PIECES of NEWS for you. The first big DISCOUNT of the YEAR has been announced for the game-a 60% DISCOUNT, as well as a 20% discount on the game and all the LIZARD MUST DIE 2 add-ons. Have time to grab the game and add-ons. And for the sweet part, STEAM CARDS and ITEMS to Lizards must die 2 have finally been added to the game. Have a great WEEKEND and A GREAT MOOD. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3107800/RUSY_PROTIV_YASHHEROV_2/ |
| Lizards must Die 2 now available on Steam! | 2025-03-27 | Lizards Must Die 2 is coming out!!! The damn lizards didn't even think about giving up! Enlisting the support and secret technologies of their secret patrons, the Reptilians, they invaded the lands of the Rus and captured most of them. Hyperborea is under siege, Baikal is built up with waste factories, Rus villages are on fire, and dinosaurs are in captivity, and only Rus heroes can save their land. Choose one of the characters: Drocheslav Sergey's son, Vseslav the Sorserer, Viktor Korneplod or Mstislav Dubolyub and RUN to SMASH LIZARD FACES solo or with friends. A POWERFUL 3-4-hour adventure through UNIQUE locations, FUNNY dialogues and a HA |
| Lizards Must Die 2 - The official announcement of the game 2025 | 2025-03-17 | IMPORTANT NEWS! Russ vs Lizards 2 will be released on March 27, 2025. That is, IN 10 DAYS!!! Add to the wishlist on Steam and GET READY to slay LIZARDS with your friends! The game will be released fully at once without early access and demos, JUST THE WAY WE LIKE IT. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3107800/RUSY_PROTIV_YASHHEROV_2/?l=russian Right now the development is fully finished, Steam has already approved the project, so WE're POLISHING the GAME and are getting ready to PRESS the DESIRED RELEASE BUTTON. The game will also be available on VKPlay. And now a little bit about what awaits you in the game.: - The main campaign, which lasts |
| 🦎 Lizards Lore in "Lizards Must Die 2" | 2025-02-06 | You need to know the enemy by sight. In Russ vs Lizards 2, lizards aren't just idiots with iron sticks. They are idiots who have grenades, tanks and cunning leaders. During the 8-year-old Second Hyperborean War, the lizards destroyed the lands of Russia. We will tell you more about their history and strategy. After the first invasion, they received technology from their secret allies, the reptilians, and now they have swords, axes, dynamite, tanks, airships, and lizard battleships. Using the slave labor of captured dinosaurs and smaller lizards, the bolder and larger lizards quickly learned how to establish a business and built factories and |
| Playable characters of the game "Lizards Must Die 2" | 2025-01-09 | The Rus brothers! It's time to introduce you to the main characters of "Lizards Must Die 2"! Choose your favorite fighter in the COMMENTS ːberdysh_rusː ːberdysh_rusː ːberdysh_rusː So, here they are, the DEFENDERS OF THE LANDS OF THE RUS: Drocheslav son of Sergey Drocheslav son of Sergey is a mighty warrior, son of Sergey and grandson of Perun, god of Thunder. Drocheslav is a testosterone rock that protects Land of the Rus from enemies all his life. Slow, but powerful and heavy, like a hammer blow to the balls. He skillfully wields a two-handed axe, inflicts damage on the area and scatters lizards like babies. His patron is the mighty Perun, s |
| GAMEPLAY TRAILER | 2024-11-30 | SLAV BROTHERS! We have been working for a very long time in order to FINALLY show you the POWERFUL AND GROOVY GAMEPLAY TRAILER for the game Lizards Must Die 2. All you'll see is REAL footage from the game. Be careful, the word "ass" also is present in the video. We remind you that you can wait in the game: - 4 TESTOSTERONE game characters, each with a unique set of attacks and skills. - Cooperative for 4 people - Three types of locations: RUS locations, lizard-infested lands and HYPERBOREA - FOLK-FOLK soundtrack - And much more We plan to release it in the spring of 2025. GOOOOOOL! |
| LIZARDS MUST DIE 2 | 2024-11-17 | Dear brothers! The development of the game is in full swing, we are crunching, but we would still like to present to your attention a GRANDIOSE pack of SCREENSHOTS from the game LIZARDS MUST DIE 2. We remind you that at the beginning of 2025 you will be able to stand against lizard hordes again. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3107800/RUSY_PROTIV_YASHHEROV_2/ A few details about what awaits you in the NEW GAME. - Tarantino DIALOGUES: new updated cutscenes with A DIRECTOR'S APPROACH. Well, TRASH and ROFFLES are still there. - Well-designed LOCATIONS OF ANCIENT RUS: white birch trees, atmospheric streams and cozy villages in the middle of wh |
| Slavs charges into 2025. AGAIN! | 2024-07-29 | Dear SLAVIC BROTHERS, we have truly GLORIOUS and BRIGHT news for you, because soon we all will have to face A NEW CHALLENGE of the impending threat from the lizard lands. United we stand and we FIGHT against dishonest and coward enemy, we will DEMOLISH OUR FOES BY THE RUSSIAN FOLK WHEELKICK IN DA FACE . So let's get up and get ready boot out OUR BLOOD ENEMIES of our sacred land and banish them back to the hole they came from LET'S NAIL THEIR LIZARD BALLS TO THE WALL AND KNOCK THE HELL OUTA THEM!!! . All this is destined to begin in early 2025, but in the meantime you have a little time to train and hone your combat skills. And down below - in |
| Russ are kicking Lizards' asses all over the world!!! | 2024-03-11 | Slavic brothers! Defeat the evil reptilians and lizards all over the world! A POWERFUL update for the game "Lizards must Die" has been announced: - The game is now available for majors and designers on Mac OS!!! - STEAM COLLECTIBLES are now available for collectors.!. - The game is now available in CHINESE. WITH THE ORIGINAL VOICE ACTING. ATTENTION - THE VOICE ACTING IS HEAVILY ACCENTED AND PERFORMED USING A NEURAL NETWORK!!!!! - Subtitles in French and Spanish have also been added - Added a new music TRACK - RUSS VS REPTILIANS - Fixed some BUGS) |
| MULTIPLAYER - BIG UPDATE FOR LIZARDS MUST DIE | 2024-01-26 | Have a good day, Slavic brothers! Today, finally, according to your requests, we are releasing a major addition for the Lizards must die game. Call your bros and friends, now the treacherous lizards can be scattered together! Drink strong kvass or Baikal water, and go into battle! What awaits you, Russian brothers: 1) Cooperative game mode. Hit the become a voivode button and invite your friends to join your adventures! 2) The opportunity to play with 4 or even 5, if you really want, heroes! 3) New adventures of Rus - map of AFRICA! Help the black-Russian brothers to clear the pyramids of foot-and-mouth disease 4) New types of snake lizards i |
| ULTRABASED 1.0 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 | 2024-01-04 | AND NOW MEET THE BIGGEST AND MOST LEGENDARY PATCH IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF DR LIVESEY ROM AND DEATH EDITION ːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyːːdrliveseyː https://store.steampowered.com/app/2181930/DR_LIVESEY_ROM_AND_DEATH_EDITION/ THE FOLLOWING WAS DONE: ːbombliveseyː⠀ADDED MERCHANT BEN GUNN. ːbombliveseyː⠀ADDED 5 NEW GAME LOCATIONS. ːbombliveseyː⠀ADDED 5 NEW BOSSES. ːbombliveseyː⠀ADDED VOICES FOR ALL BOSSES. ːbombliveseyː⠀10 NEW ITEMS ADDED. ːbombliveseyː⠀ADDED 3 DOOMSD |
| BROTHERS, IT'S TIME TO NOMINATE THE GAME OF THE YEAR 2023 | 2023-11-21 | The day has come when it's time for all Rus (and even lizards) to unite and vote for a decent game released in this 2023 Also, do not forget to write reviews to improve the steam sale badge (and so that we get high from the column of reviews on the chart) |
| STEAM TRADING CARDS and Big Sale | 2023-11-07 | Dear BROTHERS! We added steam trading cards and launched a big sale of our games in honor of this! Now you can collect the most fashionable badges for yourself and show everyone your Russian spirit! We also hasten to inform you that the creation of the MOST POWERFUL ITEMS FOR the STEAM GLASSES STORE is in the process, you can see an example below |
| RUS On the MOON - Lizards MUST DIE First Addon to the GAME | 2023-11-07 | RUS brothers! The time has come to show Herods to foreigners that it is not worth attacking the land of the Great Rus. As part of the SPACE PROGRAM OF THE ANCIENT RUS, you can go to the REPTILOID base on the MOON in order to preemptively attack the ALIENS who have conceived something amiss and cheerfully crumble their booths to beautiful music. THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU: - A new large MOON location with new landscapes and truly cosmic scales - Lack of loading screens as part of moving between planets - Wild mix with a huge number of opponents, maybe even without FPS dropdown - A new BOSS and a new type of enemies - A new level with 15 Waves, w |
| ANCIENT LIZARDS COUNTERATTACK IN NOVEMBER | 2023-10-15 | BROTHERS, A GENERAL GATHERING!!! The cunning Lizards planned a counterattack in early November. The plan is this, we throw it into the vishlist and take it with tenacious paws in early November 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2621150 |
| The God-pleasing patch of the first day of the Rusa vs Lizards game | 2023-10-02 | Brothers, they gave us three days to fix it, and we did it in a week. 1) Now the problem with the black screen has been precisely fixed, optimization has been carried out, the game can work on weaker machines 2) Menu size for 4:3 screens and Steam Boards 3) Improved collisions, now rus can't walk through houses 4) Fixed a bug with the fact that Rus could climb on the enemy 5) Fixed a bug when the hero wants to drink all the time |