DRINK HUMAN BEANS — Steam game overview
Stored observation / content update:
You will created to be tortured by a sentient job application. You will learn to live, laugh, love until the walls bleed. You will become a succulent beverage.
Game metrics below are stored observations; missing values are unknown.
Revenue is modelled, not confirmed sales. See the methodology and uncertainty range.
| Statistic | Recorded value |
|---|---|
| Concurrent players | 0 |
| Total reviews | 21 |
| Positive reviews | 21 |
| Release date | Dec 17, 2025 |
| Price | 4.99 USD |
| Estimated gross revenue (low / central / high) | USD 230 / 638 / 1772 |