Stick It to the Stickman — patch notes and updates
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Dated developer announcements recorded from Steam. Open the source for the complete update.
| Update | Date | Excerpt / source |
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| HOTFIX || Foreign Fixes | 2026-05-07 | Hello! We've pushed a couple updates since the launch of Foreign Manufacturing, here's a summary of the changes:Fulfillment Centre now generates correctlyForeign Manufacturing tutorial now works on ultrawide monitorsFire Guns quest for Fulfillment now unlocks properlyFire Arrows quest for Foreign Manufacturing now unlocks properlyPerformance of Javellins improvedJavellins won't use 2 ammo per throwSpawned units in the Cage Fight preview now despawn when a fight startsBo Staff attack are now cooler while in the airCatapults now properly count as bluntVampire Archetype portrait fixedThe first boss in Foreign Manufacturing will not wander out of |
| FOREIGN MANUFACTURING, OUT NOW | 2026-05-04 | Valued labourers,We are delighted to announce a new corporate expansion into foreign territories with our newest game mode, Foreign Manufacturing. Experience the wonders of travel at a reduced price for a temporary time.This new game mode can be unlocked through the Stockmarket (which is booming!) Here's what you can expect to experience:Thrilling stories of vengeance, gentrification, and avoiding labour laws!5 new Archetypes with a wide range of moves!New twists on buildcraft and ranged weaponry!New enemies in unique locations!Fight for the future of our corporation and this beautiful foreign land. We look forward to hearing your status repo |
| COMPANY HISTORY MONTH, OUT NOW | 2026-02-04 | Our Shareholders, CEOs, and skittish lapdogs are happy to share with you a heart-warming story of our Founder as part of the 'Company History Month', a brand-new 2D stickfighting game mode available right now. The playthrough of the aforementioned mode is mandatory for all employees, as stories of the Founder's origins are core to our brand alignment strategy and serve as an ethical compass for all. In the case that you are unable to watch our beautiful explainer, here are the key takeaways:Company History Month explores the rise of our Founder from an orphaned newborn to the greatest businessman of our times.The currently active (and any sub |
| MERRY RENTRENCH-MAS! || PATCH NOTES AND COMPETITION | 2025-12-19 | Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...RENTRENCH-MAS™!We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay fewer salaries, and it's YOUR job to bring that number down. Congratulations on this opportunity! "Retrench with impunity and joy. We're technically not making profit so it's legal!" as our Founder once said. Be inspired...Fred from accounting? FIRE |
| MAJOR UPDATE || LEVEL BUILDER IS HERE | 2025-12-04 | Valued employees,Here at the Looming Corporate Entity™, we have always valued your entrepreneurial spirit. Your imagination. Your business acumen. Your willingness to go above and beyond Key Performance Indicators. We’ve seen the hours of unpaid overtime you’ve worked to give us new ideas on ways to move forward, and we’ve appreciated it.But if you want a job done right, you do it yourself. So it’s time for you to be an industry leader…Put your creativity to the test in the Level Builder!The Financial Tower is now in your hands, and its corporate structure at your fingertips. Customise your enemies/coworkers! From their attacks to their size, |
| PATCH MEMO || SPOOKY SEASON | 2025-10-30 | Dear employees of The Company, It has come to the attention of the Shareholders that capitalising on a seasonal holiday will increase brand affinity, allow for the shipping of themed products, and make it appear as though we are "relatable human beings who enjoy fun." As such, we have invested in an after-hours office party experience of a lifetime. Our new Snack Acquisition and Consumption policy is in effect, aligning with our Mandatory Fun Alignment Value System.Clock into a Night Shift run for the full experience.CHANGELOGNight Shift:Killer Clowns invitedNosferatu invitedAccountants invitedNew floors addedReception appropriately themedA c |
| HOTFIX || Unpaid overtime | 2025-09-30 | You are no longer forced to only play Night Shift. Whoops! |
| PATCH MEMO || TANKS AND NECROMANCERS | 2025-09-29 | The value of STKMN stocks continue to rise with another live video game program update. The only “tanking” we’re doing involves deploying military forces into cities.CHANGELOGBig things:Tanks now spawn in the City Map when your wanted level reaches 5 starsA new archetype! Gather an army of the undead with the Necromancer (Night Shift)Some bosses have been polished and made a little more resilientSmall things:Blood machine is maybe a bit betterCars can now reverse with tank controls enabledThe Handshake move tree no longer effects alliesIcons for currencies have been updatedOther boring bug fixesUntil next time, Sticko. |
| 150k UNITS SOLD | Level Builder in development | 2025-09-25 | Greetings valued employees. All 150 000 of you.We are excited to announce that progress has been made towards our company goals, and stock market investment is approaching lunar levels. As a part of our dynamic growth strategy, pictured below, we will now be commencing work on another department... The Level Builder. While it's not ready for deployment just yet, preparations are underway, and our engineers are currently assembling the necessary tools, screws, and motivational posters. Our company values creative problem solving, and the Level Builder is the perfect opportunity for you to show your skills. Begin construction on your own towers |
| TEMPORARY PRICE MARKDOWN STRATEGY DEPLOYED | 2025-09-18 | In a bold move to stimulate shareholder happiness and crush the competition, Stick It To The Stickman is now 20% OFF for the first time in company history. This limited-time initiative has been approved by the Board, Finance, Legal, and the office janitor, as well as our Strategic Publishing Synergy Partner, Devolver Digital. Don’t miss your chance to invest at a temporarily devalued rate. Offer valid until the accounting regains control. |
| Hotfix - Shadow clones and boss icons | 2025-09-15 | Hello! Last week's patch caused some issues, we did some quick fixes.CHANGESBoss icons in the payslips in Night Shift fixedSecret character quest now more consistentSome ability name correctionsLarge executive bosses are now aware of their shouldersThat is all. Back to work. |
| PATCH MEMO || FULFILMENT RESTRUCTURING, NEW EMPLOYEES AND HAIR LOSS INITIATIVE | 2025-09-11 | Attention Employees of Stickman.co, A new update has been deployed to your operating system. Please review the following mandatory improvements to your corporate experience.CHANGELOGFulfillment:Now has an archetype selection screen. Archetype selection in run removed.Now has 3 new archetypes: Survivalist, Collector, and \Orientation selections removed, now integrated with the replayable levelChanges to Fulfillment wall depth for better weapon swinging Big things:New secret archetype in FulfillmentReduced ammo of some temporary moves in FulfillmentUsing up a temporary move no longer eats a permanent move Small things:Crowd Clearer no longer re |
| 100k Units sold! Control Yourselves! | 2025-09-04 | Hey Stickfriends! It’s been incredible seeing Stick It To The Stickman out in the wild after so many years of workplace simulations and unpaid overtime. We’ve now sold 100,000 units, which means 100,000 new employees have joined our aggressive climb toward total corporate supremacy. The Board is pleased. The shareholders are salivating. HR is missing. A huge thank you to the Stickman community for your bug reports, fan art, chaos, and continued emotional investment in this hostile work environment. You’ve kept the team caffeinated, focused, and legally gray. Since launch, we’ve been working on a lot of polish, bug fixing, and now optimisation |
| BOARD RESOLUTION | ROBOTS ARE COMING | 2025-08-26 | The Board of Directors has reviewed the numbers, sacrificed appropriate low level employees, and arrived at a unanimous decision; with more than 70 thousand video game units sold the company surpassed its Q1 target. Congratulations, employees! You have earned expansion. Effective immediately, we are greenlighting project 'Rise of the Machines', a future content update currently entering the extremely violent planning phase. Expect more automation, more destruction, and an aggressive increase in workplace casualties. The robots are coming, and yes, they are also stickmen. Additionally, official Employee Evaluation will be conducted shortly. Pl |
| Save your Work - Bug fixes, new passives, and 50 000 sales | 2025-08-23 | Another patch! There was one in between the Morgue patch and these notes, so we're just putting everything here.Big things:Added multiple save slots. All save related features are now in their own menu.Moved the 50 000 "Stretch Goals" into "Under Construction. Yipeee!Added some new passives to Cage Fight and Tower.Added new moves to Cage Fight.Removed cheats from Cage Fight.Localisation fixes continue.Small things:Some UI, art, and icon updatesScooter can now be spray paintedActually removed the wishlist buttonThank you so much for all the support in helping us reach our first stretch goal |
| Stick It To The Stickman is now Steam Deck Verified! | 2025-08-20 | Stick It To The Stickman has officially been Steam Deck Verified!That means you can take your office brawls on the go! Whether you’re kicking through HR, dropkicking middle management, or just stapling your way to glory, you can now do it all from the comfort of your couch, your commute, or… the bathroom (we don’t judge). This is another big step for us during Early Access! Shoutout to everyone sending us ideas, bug reports, and kind words, keep 'em coming! |
| Mor(gu)e Content - Bug fixes and balance | 2025-08-20 | Another day, another patch! Once again, thanks for all of the bug reports, it's very helpful. And sorry about the little bug where we disabled sweat collection, it's fixed now.Big things:Morgue is now purchasable!Teleport ability fixes, we're trying to catch them all! You can now pay to reroll your opponent in Cage FightLocalisation updatesSome buffs for the Custodian and putting people into bubblesFixed some issues with collecting soulsNerfed Fire Extinguisher in Cage FightLittle things:Match fixer now works properly and has the correct iconMore sounds in Cage FightCage Fight MMR adjustmentsBoot scene logo and volume alignedFulfilment camera |
| Absolute Cinema - Bug fixes and balance | 2025-08-19 | We've fixed some of the most immediate and important bugs from launch! There are still some lingering around, but we'll get to those tomorrow. These changes haven't come to Mac yet, we'll get to that in the morning.Big things:Fixed a softlock where the Expansion quest could not be completedNerfed Starbucks in Cage Fight (again)Fixed some missing localisation strings (there are plenty left)Fixed locked progression in Cage FightFix for an infinite hype bug in Cage FightFixes for some teleport bugsSingle stroke battle now deals damageAdded the credits to the build settings. Absolute cinema.Intro volume is now at 60% Accidentally not added, next |
| STICK IT TO THE STICKMAN IS OUT NOW IN EARLY ACCESS! | 2025-08-18 | The time for interviews is over. The coffee is brewing, and the chainsaws are revving. Stick It To The Stickman has officially launched into Steam Early Access!Thank you to everyone who played the demo, sent us feedback, and kicked thousands of stickmen out of windows. You helped shape this 100% appropriate vision of upward mobility, and now the real corporate carnage begins.Go out there and make your shareholders proud!Double the stick, double the chaos. Grab this bundle and master the ancient art of flailing your way to victory, all while saving 10% on your purchase.Or punch in, punch out, and blow everything up with the Stick It To The Sti |
| A Look Inside Stick It To The Stickman│Behind The Schemes With Free Lives | 2025-08-15 | Ever wondered what goes into making Stick It To The Stickman? Join the Free Lives team in Cape Town as they pull back the curtain. Hello \ Your first day at the office begins on August 18th 2025, better start sharpening your pencils. Stick It to the Stickman is available in Steam Early Access from August 18th. |