Thirsty Suitors — Steam game overview

Stored observation / content update: 2026-10-25T20:54:12.000Z

Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.

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